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Listen as if you care, and if you don't want to, just pretend .. it always works
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Talk, sweet talk, hypocrite talk, tender talk, strong assertive talk, even nonsense talk .. show her that she got competition
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Lie
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, a relative matter .. However, it is a thing to continuously admire, or else!
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Be the prince and crown her the princess
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Be there when needed
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You are the bodyguard .. just make sure nobody gets killed in the end!
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Presents! They are so lovin' it!
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Two things to keep the heck away: your internet password and most importantly, your wallet!
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She's your one and only guardian angel .. just tell other people so even if she's not, at least to ensure a good night sleep .. away from the coach or worse, the floor
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Lie again!
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Physicality is critical, even if she won't admit it
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Bring your skills to the surface, any skills, any
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In trouble, head towards the ears!
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Responsibility is your fate, so grab it from now and get used to it
Responsibility is your fate, so grab it from now and get used to it
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Forget about all what's written in books about them, and get real
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En garde! .. other possible sweethearts
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Just lie!
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Act as if you understand her, even if you don't (and most probably you won't!)
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Be yourself
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